babyfairy:

inthenameofpeacewemakewar:

meanmulatto:

British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!

The upside is that, nine times out of ten, our accent is like liquid sex to most American women.  ‘Cause what would you rather hear? 

“Ay, baybee.  You got a fine ass.  You wanna go somewhere and fuck?” 

-or-

“You look positively radiant, my dear.  Would you like to stop for a cup of coffee somewhere on the way back to my place?”  

Don’t Do That.