guerrillatech:

gxkv:

visualexperimentslain:

sorry i text like a golden retriever do you still think i’m hot

tylerbaudelaire:

free palestine

jokeboy:

parasocial relationships aren’t real if you follow me I Love You

bookerttitantronandthemesong720p:

yeah man you’re right, all of these old ass books ARE like fanfiction. Dantes Inferno is on the same exact level as the fanfiction you write about Jimin having a self lubricating cloaca

guerrillatech:

houg-deactivated20210418:

moodboard for when youre an alien doing research on earth but honestly cant catch a break

bonediggercharleston:

gayarsonist:

when i say “gotta bounce” i am referring to my tits as i run

how nice for you, when I say i gotta bounce it’s because some wizard trapped me in his bouncy castle maze

hyrude:

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

weedass:

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me…. wtf did we do last night….?

baccomalato:

sacredstem:

aesthetesmalaise:

dinosaurs lived and died and they have nothing to show for it………………..

they didn’t serve cunt is the problem

Literally ask any 7 year old they would disagree so much